More Kelsie-isms

A while back I posted a list of funny things Kelsie has said. She's been on a roll lately so it's time for more Kelsie-isms.

* ME: "Kelsie, are you finished eating?"
KELSIE: "Does it look like I'm finished?"

* "I want you to put some music on so I can rock out."

* "My tummy feels a little rumbly." (right after she threw up)

* "WHAT?! Are you kiddin' me?" (she says this a lot, even in response to very normal statements like, "it's time for dinner")

* "Dylan was like, 'it's time to do some throwing!' That's what he was like."

* "That puppy is JUST. ADORABLE." (with an expressive hand motion that spilled her milk all over the table)

* "I'm glad Dylan's school is closed today so I don't have to be alone with you all the time."

* "I'm never going to get married. I'm going to stay with you. But I might marry Joshua."

* "Ahhhhh BOOTY! Ahhhhh BOOTY" (she's in the other room repeating this to herself and absolutely cracking herself up)

* "I'm not a dog because I wear slippers when I'm inside and dogs don't wear slippers." (can't argue with that logic)