Kelsie says some funny things. Brian's convinced she has impeccable comedic timing and will be doing stand-up at her school talent show. I don't know about all that, but I have been keeping a mental list of some of her better lines. Enjoy:
* After being quiet in the back seat for a while: "(sigh) That was hard work getting all those boogers out."
* After I told her I had to finish what I was doing before I could get her a drink: "Mommy, I'm going to count to three, and then I want some milk. Okay?"
* After Brian asked if he could have one of her chips: "Yes you may, if you're good."
* While holding a balloon between her knees and standing in front of a room full of our friends: "Hey everybody! Look at my vagina!" (pronounced, "Hey errybody. Look at my bagina.") Apparently she was pretending that the balloon was her you-know-what and thought we should all see it.
* "I'm gonna be a mommy because I can cook." Not sure where she learned that logic. I sure as hell haven't set that example!
* Through tears: "I wanna see the Statue of Liberty! I wanna see the Statue of Libertyyyyyyyy." (We have yet to take her to the Statue of Liberty, so I have no idea where that came from, but it was a major tantrum. A sure sign that she is adapting to our new hometown.)
* On a related note, and through even more tears: "I wanna go to LSUuuuu. I wanna go to LSU right nowwwwwwwwww!" A tantrum has never made me so proud.
* "Mommy, your booty is bigger than daddy's." (no comment)
* Overheard from the next room: "Look Dylan, see my booty crack? It's pink!" (We're working on the whole exhibitionist thing. Not much luck so far.)
I'm sure I'll think of more and will update this.
2 comments:
So, okay--I'm a bit behind responding to any posts--but that doesn't keep me from rolling with giggles when I read the blog all at once! The Kelsie-isms are priceless--Joe and I were never able to contain the Brian-isms either (or did you just think we didn't try?!?)
That is too funny!! That one is clever!!
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