Gossip

This is the conversation Kelsie just had with her play phone. (Just Kelsie's side of it, obviously.)

"Hello? Oh hi, Barbie. You have a secret? What is it? I CAN. NOT. believe that!"

Pause to talk to me: "Mom, sorry I can't tell you what I'm talking about. It's a secret."

"Barbie? I'm back. I can't believe your secret. I cannot believe it. What's that sound? That's the sound you make when you're nervous? Why are you nervous? Because Fall just came into your house? I can't believe Fall just came into your house."

Pause to talk to me: "Mom, I want to help you with Dylan but I can't right now because I'm on the phone."

"Hello, is this still the secret girl? I have to help my mom with my little brother. Just a minute."

Pause to talk to Dylan: "Dylan, I don't want you to stand or jump on any furniture. Okay?" (meanwhile, Dylan is seeing how far he can throw his stuffed animals)

"Hello? I thought the Jonas Brothers threw slime but they didn't."

How does she even know about the Jonas Brothers? That's terrifying!! I need to nip this one in the bud. I have no idea where most of that conversation came from (slime? Fall came into your house?), but especially the Jonas Brothers. Ugh.

And Dylan just found the sugar in the pantry so I should go.