Dylan-isms

A few more good ones from the boy ...

- "Mommy, soon you and Daddy are gonna fight because he can't cook." (For the record, he can cook and we have never fought over food.)

- I did that "lasterday." He always confuses yesterday with lasterday. I actually heard him say "yesterday" today, and it made me sad that he got it right!

- This conversation happens at least 5 times a week:
Dylan: "Mommy?"
Me: "Mmm-hmm."
Dylan: "Mommy?"
Me: "Yes?"
Dylan: "Mommy?"
Me: "What?!"
Dylan: "Ummm, I forgot."

- On the phone while I was on a trip:
Brian in the background: “Dylan has been going potty all by himself.”
Dylan on the phone to me: “Yeah, I pooped and peed!”
Brian: “Wait, you pooped too?”
Dylan: “Yeah, and peed!”
Brian: “Did you poop just now?”
Dylan: “Yeah, and peed!”
Brian: “You need to ask a grown-up to help you wipe.”
Dylan: [long pause] “Well, it’s already done.”
Brian: “I guess we won’t be skipping the bath tonight.”

- “Kelsie, I love you. You know why I love you?” There’s usually not an answer, or if there is it’s nonsense, like “because you have a green shirt,” but this is one of his (and my) favorite –isms lately.

- "Mooshki" - it's his made up word for things that he loves. As in, "I love you Mooshki" or "you're my mooshki."

- "Celery" - he uses this word as an adjective to describe foods that he doesn't like. I think he means sour. "Yuck, this is too celery."