Isms

Re-introducing Kelsie-isms. But why should Kelsie have all the fun? I'm also introducing Dylan-isms and Brian-isms.

Kelsie:

* “I feel rusty.” (that’s how she described the achy feeling when she had strep throat)

* “I’ll try not to get my attitude on the other kids’ toys.” (I’ve now stolen this one and adapted it to “don’t get your attitude on me”)

* “We need to go to the store to get Dananinos because they’re really healthy because they have twice the calcium to make my bones strong.” (think she watches any TV?)

* With her pants unbuttoned, unzipped, hanging wide open: “My pants are too tight. They feel okay like this but that’s inappopiate.” (not a typo; she pronounces inappropriate without any Rs)


Dylan:

* He likes to end requests with “RIGHT NOW!” as in “Can you please get me some juicy RIGHT NOW?”

* “I lub you really much”

* He always refers to his sister as “my Kelsie,” which of course makes me melt

* “I have to poop all the time and it goes plop.” (he was very distraught about this)

* Said to one teacher about another teacher: “I want Miss Brittany. I want to kiss her.”

* "Mommy, you're a princess. But you don't look like a princess."


Brian:

* Nobody likes smart women, so you should tone that down.

* Damn, it’s 9:45 already and I still have to poop.

* The next to last piece of bacon is sad because you know you’re only gonna have one piece of bacon left.


These are just from the last few days so they're top of mind. I'll post new -isms as they come up. We're also finally going to give in and get a new camera this weekend (or at least shop for one) so I can start posting pictures again soon.

And Dylan's getting a Big Boy Room this weekend. Poor kid is still in a crib! He just has never tried to climb out and it has never seemed to bother him, so we didn't see any reason to introduce the freedom to get out of bed whenever he wanted. But at some point it has to become a mild form of child abuse to leave a kid in a crib too long.

Nice little weekend.